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Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Origin and Meaning of the Name Nicanor

What is the ethnic origin? Biblical
What does it mean? A conqueror, victorious

ASTIG!

"Lambanog is created from the dripping sap called 'tuba' from the coconut flower. The sweet and frothy tuba-a rejuvenating drink by itself-is cooked through a process of natural fermentation and distillation that produces the chemical-free lambanog"

gusto ko nang umuwi sa pilipinas. mag barik na ta!

Saturday, February 21, 2004

"6.5 Billion served on the Web: NASA's recent Mars expedition was a hit on the Web--in fact it was the agency's greatest hit of all time. "

Wow! Double Wow!!

Thursday, February 19, 2004

"At the Dagat-Dagatan sortie, Poe told some 20,000 people in Filipino that 'all kinds of aspersions have been cast upon me and my family' since he joined the presidential race. The crowd repeatedly chanted 'FPJ! FPJ!' "

ano ba yung "aspersions". tangnenek, pati ako nabobobo na sa ingles.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

'Let's go out on the streets and offer a minute of prayer in defense of democracy and for the enlightenment of the minds of the members of the Supreme Court,' said Senator Loren Legarda, Poe's running mate.

let's all join our hands and say to senator legarda: "TRAYDOR! OPPORTUNISTA! SELLOFF, este SELLOUT!"

Monday, February 16, 2004

Joker Arroyo retains title of 'Scrooge' of Congress - Feb. 16, 2004: IDOL!

Saturday, February 14, 2004

MGA KANTA NI BATJAY, ANG DATING FOLK SINGER NG MA MON LUK

Friday, February 13, 2004

Auguries of Innocence by William Blake

"To see a World in a grain of sand,
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand,
And Eternity in an hour."

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Costly mistake - PDI, Feb. 11, 2004: " And what about the 10,000 Iraqi non-combatants who have been killed since the US-led invasion? Did they all die because of a failure of intelligence? Or was it because Bush simply had to strike back at someone -- anyone -- to give vent to America's fury over 9/11?"

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Mga FPJ Jokes na umiikot ngayon sa mga pinoy e-mail:

Bush, FPJ and Erap are talking about crime.
Bush: How is your PAROLE system over there?
FPJ: Oh, we hang them every Christmas.
ERAP: Pare, tama ka, ganon din ang sagot ko!

Erap and FPJ, on the way to Disneyland, see a sign that reads: "DISNEYLAND LEFT."
ERAP: Sayang, hindi natin naabutan.
FPJ: O nga, agahan na lang natin bukas.

KNOCK! KNOCK!
Mother Lily: Who's there?
Susan Roces: Effigy.
Mother Lily: Effigy who?
Susan Roces: Effigy is my husband.

For love of country and to unite the opposition, Lacson has agreed to be the First Lady of FPJ.

Telephone survey conducted by the Bishops Conference: "Iboboto n'yo ba si FPJ? "If NO, press 1.
"If YES, press 68795632523162956752365922."

FPJ TO NPA: Sumuko na kayo.
NPA: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
FPJ: Tangina ninyo. TULOY ANG GYERA!

Wala nang atrasan para kay Ping! Hindi kayang pigilan ni Danding, Noli at FPJ.
Abangan! Tuloy na ang pagkakandidato ni Ping sa 2004 Binibining Pilipinas!

NEWS BREAK!
Nagkasakit si FPJ sa kakaisip ng solusyon sa mga problema ng
Pilipinas. LIBRENG SINE pa lang ang naiisip niya.

Erap wrote an order to the grocer: "Please send me 2 goose."
Erap: Mali ata.
Sulat uli: "Please send me 2 gooses." Mm... mali rin a.
FPJ: Pare, ganito na lang ang isulat mo:
"Please send me 1 goose. P.S. - at isa pa!"

FPJ & Erap in a museum. (FPJ looking at a mummy)
FPJ: Pare, ano'ng ibig sabihin nitong 1300 B.C.?
Erap: Pare, yan ang plate number ng nakabangga sa kanya.

Fernando Poe Quote: "'A foreigner asked me what I thought was the biggest problem in the country. My answer was breakfast, lunch, and dinner,' said the actor who is running under the Koalisyon ng Nagkakaisang Pilipino (Coalition of United Filipinos, KNP)."

ayos...

Sunday, February 08, 2004

isulat ni mareng mari para sa namatay niyang asawa - ang kaibigan kong si carlo.

read this and weep.

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

alam nyo ba na slang dito sa singapore pag gusto nilang sabihin na "doing housework" ay to do a "Maria". maria, dahil marami sa mga kababayan natin ay maria ang first name. ito tuloy ang naging standard na tawag nila sa mga DH.

nag-papanting ang tenga ko pag naririnig ko silang nag bibiro at ginagamit nila ito. minsan nadudulas sa harap ko. nangingiti lang ako pero siyempre minumura ko sila ng pabulong.

Monday, February 02, 2004

"Parrot killed for name-calling" - gumaganti na tuloy ang mga ibon. ang dami nang may bird flu sa asia.

Sunday, February 01, 2004

Jay and Jet's California Adventure... eto na yung album ng aming trip sa US. isang katerbang collection ng mga litrato ng aming paglalakbay from LA to Sacramento to San Francisco.

dedicated sa mga kaibigang nag request ng mga additional pic.