Thieves steal everything, including kitchen sink | World Wide Weird | The Australian
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Abe war slavery denial sparks protests - CNN.com
MAHALAGANG BALITA... "di-dit-ditdididit" (sound epeks na morse code na ginagamit sa radio news). TIME CHECK...ang oras sa buong kapuluan: limang minuto, makaraan ang truck ng basura. ang oras ay hatid sa inyo ng "Ruby Blade Pomade, Ang Pomada ng mga Nag-aahit!"... ding-dong (doorbell sound epeks ng time check)
Abe war slavery denial sparks protests - CNN.com. Responding to a recent U.S. congressional resolution calling for Japan's leader to formally acknowledge and apologize for the wartime sexual slavery, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe told reporters in Tokyo on Thursday that "there was no evidence to prove there was coercion as initially suggested."
dear mr. abe... PUTANGINA MO!
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Garlic Research Shows No Effect on Cholesterol - New York Times
Nostrums: Garlic Research Shows No Effect on Cholesterol - New York Times. Although garlic and garlic supplements are widely promoted as cholesterol-lowering agents, a randomized study published Monday has found no evidence that garlic works any better than a placebo in reducing blood lipid concentrations.
putanginangyan, kain pa naman ako ng kain ng bawang para bumaba ang cholesterol ko. wala naman pala itong ibinibigay sa akin kundi bad breath at protection sa mananaggal at aswang.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Ang Dasal ng Taong Walang Diyos
"Sino Ako" - my very first music video. para sa lahat ng sumulat sa akin at nag request ng lyrics sa kantang ito na hindi ko napagbigyan dahil wala akong oras magsulat. bwakanginangyan kasi, bumili na lang kayo ng songhits sa national bookstore. at siyempre para kay jet na parating naiiyak pag naririnig niya itong kinakanta ko
Friday, February 23, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Gunman kills 2 clowns in Colombian circus - CNN.com
Gunman kills 2 clowns in Colombian circus - CNN.com: "BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) -- Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday."
the world is screwed up.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Haggard now "completely heterosexual" - Houston Chronicle | Chron
DENVER — One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is 'completely heterosexual.
paano daw napatunayan ng mga ministro na nawala na ang pagka bading ni rev. ted haggard? ang balita ko eh pinabasa raw kay rev haggard ang latest copy ng playboy at tinigasan daw ito.
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
Monday, January 01, 2007
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Friday, November 17, 2006
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Friday, November 03, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Monday, October 09, 2006
Sunday, October 08, 2006
RIZAL IN JAPAN
"I'm going to dedicate to you the last chapter of these reminiscences of my early youth. No woman better than you have loved me, no woman like you have sacrificed herself. As the flower of the chodji falls from the stem fresh and perfect without ever being stripped of its petals or withered, tender and poetic even after its fall, thus you fell. Neither did you lose your purity nor did the delicate petals of your innocence wilt-Sayonara, sayonara! You will never come to know that I have thought of you again or that your image lives in my memory; and nevertheless I always think of you. Your name lives in the sighs of my lips; your image accompanies and animates all my thoughts. When shall another divine afternoon like that in the temple of Meguro return? When shall the colors of the camellia, its freshness, its elegance ... Ah! The last descendant of a noble family, true to an unfortunate vengeance, you are beautiful ... Everything is finished! Sayonara, sayonara!"
Friday, October 06, 2006
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Friday, September 29, 2006
Thursday, September 28, 2006
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
GLOBAL PINOY EVENT
sa martes, babasahin ang ilang pages sa kwentong tambay book in an event sponsored by the Cultural Center of th Philippines for global pinoys. if you have time, baka gusto ninyong dumalaw doon para mag support. more information below...
The Cultural Center of the Philippines Literary Arts Division and the U.P. Institute of Creative Writing will launch Ani 32 (Global Pinoy Issue) on September 26, 7-9 pm at Conspiracy Garden Café on Visayas ave., Quezon city.
The volume features poems and prose by 48 Filipino writers, some of whom reside abroad. The writings depict Filipinos' interaction with foreign cultures as they work overseas, as well as describe the impact of international events on their daily lives.
Gary Granada and Noel Cabangon will render songs and selected contributors will perform literary readings.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
First Ever World Map of Happiness Produced
First Ever World Map of Happiness Produced from PhysOrg.com
A University of Leicester psychologist has produced the first ever 'world map of happiness.'
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Saturday, September 16, 2006
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Friday, September 01, 2006
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Bruce Springsteen
I hesitate to use this website for anything personal believing it should remain a place where fans of my music can come free of the distractions that occasionally arise with the rest of my job.
However, due to the unfounded and ugly rumors that have appeared in the papers over the last few days, I felt they shouldn’t pass without comment. Patti and I have been together for 18 years- the best 18 years of my life. We have built a beautiful family we love and want to protect and our commitment to one another remains as strong as the day we were married.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Southern California Endures Another Scorcher - Los Angeles Times
PUTANGINA, ANG INIT NGAYON SA SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
In First Veto, Bush Blocks Stem Cell Bill
In First Veto, Bush Blocks Stem Cell Bill: "'This bill would support the taking of innocent human life in the hope of finding medical benefits for others,' Bush, speaking at the White House, said after he followed through on his promise to veto the bill. 'It crosses a moral boundary that our decent society needs to respect. So I vetoed it.'"
support the taking of innocent human life?
tell that to the thousands of americans and iraquis who have died in the war.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Pink Floyd's Barrett dies aged 60
Remember when you were young,
you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes,
like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Monday, May 22, 2006
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Monday, May 08, 2006
Monday, May 01, 2006
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Friday, March 31, 2006
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Friday, March 17, 2006
Friday, March 10, 2006
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Monday, January 30, 2006
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Monday, January 09, 2006
Monday, January 02, 2006
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Monday, December 19, 2005
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Friday, December 09, 2005
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Monday, November 21, 2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Kansas Education Board First to Back 'Intelligent Design
kung hindi ba naman mga bobo... what's next? they'll probably declare that the earth is flat. and that the wizard of oz is a true story.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Friday, November 04, 2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
on john daly's loss
It was as if Woods wanted to apologize for something but couldn't, wanted to hug Daly but knew he shouldn't, wanted to keep playing but wouldn't.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Japan Is Flush With Obsession
It seems that many Japanese women flush repeatedly to hide embarrassing sounds. Now some bathrooms include the "Sound Princess," a device that mimics the sound of flushing water in place of the real thing.
Friday, September 16, 2005
Most US teens have had oral sex
The findings from a new survey indicate that 54 percent of teenage girls and 55 percent of teenage boys have had oral sex, according to a report released Thursday by The National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Friday, August 26, 2005
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Man pulls car with ears while standing on eggs
A Chinese man pulled a car with his ears while walking on eggs without breaking them
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Saturday, June 25, 2005
The Straight Dope Archive: Gateway
Dear Cecil:
How come people always say "Jesus H. Christ"? Why not Jesus Q. Christ or Jesus R. Christ or something else? Does the H really stand for something? My future peace of mind depends on your answer. --W.B.T., Chicago
Dear W.:
The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name" (snort).
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Philippine Cardinal Jaime L. Sin Dies at 76
Cardinal Jaime L. Sin, 76, the curiously named archbishop of Manila whose crucial support for his country's "people power" revolution of the 1980s made him one of the most politically influential members of the Roman Catholic hierarchy, died June 21 in the Philippines.
In explaining his willingness to intervene in politics, he said the church "cannot proclaim eternal salvation to our flock when we are blind to the physical realities which deny them that very salvation here on earth."
Cardinal Sin retired after submitting the compulsory resignation letter at age 75.
"I have given my very best to God and country," he said in a statement. "I beg pardon from those I might have led astray or hurt. Please remember me kindly."
Saturday, June 11, 2005
What Brown Missed as a Child Set Pistons Coach in Motion - New York Times
No doubt Freud would have done more enlightening work with such compelling material, but even Herb Brown suggests that the trail of transience and tumult ultimately leads back to Milton Brown. When I mentioned that his relationship with Larry fascinated me in large part because I have sons about four years apart, he said, "They're lucky to have you."
Then he added, his voice choking with emotion: "You know, we've had great lives, Larry and I. We had uncles, aunts, and my mother is the greatest woman on earth. But when I look back, I realize how much we missed not being able to grow up with a dad, to be able to go out, play ball, be together."
from The New York Times
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Monday, June 06, 2005
Man hid turtle on his back
Ananova - Man hid turtle on his back: "A Chinese man pretended to be a hunchback to smuggle his pet turtle on to a plane."
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Monday, May 30, 2005
Sunday, May 29, 2005
SONG LINES I WISH I WROTE
Let the morning time
drop all its petals on me,
Life I love you,
all is groovy
- Feeling Groovy (59th St. Bridge Song), Simon and Garfunkel
Saturday, May 28, 2005
LYRICS I WISH I WROTE: "The Sad Cafe"
Oh, it seemed like a holy place,
Protected by amazing grace
And we would sing right out loud, the
Things we could not say
We thought we could change this world
With words like love and freedom
We were part of the lonely crowd
Inside the sad cafe
Friday, May 27, 2005
isa pang neruda
The light wraps you in its mortal flame.
Abstracted pale mourner, standing that way
Against the old propellers of the twilight
That revolves around you.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Thursday, May 19, 2005
DON JUAN DEMARCO
"I feel we've surrendered our lives to the momentum of mediocrity, I want to hear about your hopes and dreams that got lost along the way while I was thinking about myself."
The English Patient - Wikiquote
"We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with the names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds. That's all I've wanted— to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on earth without maps."
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Court Rules Woman Not Liable in Sex Suit - Yahoo! News
"The man, identified only as John Doe in court papers, filed suit against the woman in 1997, claiming she was negligent when she suddenly changed positions, landed awkwardly on him and fractured his penis."
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
ZEN THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
1. A day without sunshine is like -- night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
6. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
7. Remember, half the people you know are below average
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
14. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
15. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
16. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
17. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
18. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
19. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
20. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
21. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
22. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
23. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
25. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
26. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
27. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
28. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
29. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
30. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
31. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Monday, May 02, 2005
Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot
Let your pain be my sorrow
Let your tears be my tears too
Let your courage be my model
That the north you find will be true
When there’s no information
And the compass turns to nowhere that you know well
Friday, April 29, 2005
[somewhere i have never travelled]
somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond
any experience,your eyes have their silence:
in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,
or which i cannot touch because they are too near
your slightest look easily will unclose me
though i have closed myself as fingers,
you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens
(touching skilfully,mysteriously) her first rose
or if your wish be to close me,i and
my life will shut very beautifully, suddenly,
as when the heart of this flower imagines
the snow carefully everywhere descending;
nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals
the power of your intense fragility: whose texture
compels me with the color of its countries,
rendering death and forever with each breathing
(i do not know what it is about you that closes
and opens; only something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody,not even the rain, has such small hands
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Bob Dylan: I Believe in You
Don't let me drift too far,
Keep me where you are
Where I will always be renewed.
And that which you've given me today
Is worth more than I could pay
And no matter what they say
I believe in you.
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Leopards of the Night
Gentle hunter.
His tail plays on the ground,
while he crushes the skull.
Beautiful death,
who puts on a spotted robe
when he goes to his victim.
Playful killer,
whose loving embrace
splits the antelopes heart.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Bush bares soul with 'iPod One'
"This is basically boomer rock 'n' roll and more recent music out of Nashville made for boomers. It's safe, it's reliable, it's loving. What I mean to say is, it's feel-good music. The Sex Pistols it's not."
-- Joe Levy, Rolling Stone
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Saturday, March 26, 2005
Friday, March 25, 2005
Man has permanent erection
A Czech prisoner locked up on theft charges has been freed and allowed to go back home to his wife after getting a permanent erection.
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Monday, March 21, 2005
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Friday, March 18, 2005
PCWorld.com - First Look: Sony's Impressive PlayStation Portable
A dashing display helps this handheld gaming device overcome some minor flaws.
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Thursday, March 10, 2005
ANAK NI ROYETTE
Natutuwa ako para sa iyo pare ko. Nung una kitang nakilala, totoy ka pa lang - ngayon tatay ka na. Ang gwaping ng anak mo - medyo kahawig mo pa yata at balbon. Congratulations sa inyo ni Misis. Kita-kits.
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Learn Chinese in 10 Minutes
1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
Note: Galing ito sa email na forwarded sa akin. Di ko kilala ang author. Hindi ito sa akin, nilagay ko lang dito para reference sa isang future blog.
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Monday, February 28, 2005
Friday, February 25, 2005
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Sunday, February 20, 2005
BatJay's favorite breakfast: bacon, sunny side eggs, stir fried mushrooms, stewed tomatoes and white rice.
Black not red, reigned at Mapua campus
"Our request is simple. The legacy of Don Tomas is important to us. The term Mapuans is important to us. Our parents enrolled us here to graduate as Mapuans, not as Malayans," Cristobal said.
Man tied a knot in it
A Romanian man ended up in hospital after he tied string around his penis to avoid going to the toilet.
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Still Crazy After All These Years
Four in the morning
Crapped out
Yawning
Longing my life away
I’ll never worry
Why should I?
It’s all gonna fade
Monday, January 31, 2005
SINDIHAN NA YAN!
nung 1970's, isa sa mga paboritong expression sa mga tambayan sa kahit saang dako ng pilipinas ay "sindihan na yon". ano ang sisindihan? joint siyempre - damo, marijuana, joots, omads, lagkitan, etc. it goes by a lot of names.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Singapore good destination for OFWs--DOLE - INQ7.net
(UPDATE) THE DEPARTMENT of Labor and Employment (DOLE) on Sunday cited Singapore as a favorable destination for overseas Filipino workers (OFWs) after new measures protecting foreign workers were enacted in the city state.
Saturday, January 29, 2005
Thursday, January 27, 2005
MUSICAL TAG
Random 10:
- "I WANNA BE SEDATED", The Ramones
- "No Woman No Cry", Bob Marley
- "Samba pa ti", Carlos Santana
- "Poetry Man", Phoebe Snow
- "Mandolin Rain", Bruce Hornsby
- "A whiter shade of pale", Procul Harum
- "Imitation of Life", R.E.M.
- "Hit the road Jack", Ray Charles
- "Handbags and Gladrags", Rod Stewart
- "Wild Horses", the Rolling Stones
The last CD you bought is: "Sampaguita's Greatest Hits" and "A Decade of Steely Dan"
What is the last song you listened to before this message: "Love Street" by the Doors playing on my PC.
Write down five songs you listen to a lot or mean a lot to you:
- "Suicide is Painless" from the MASH soundtrack
- "Organ Grinder", Mark-Almond
- "Born to Run", Bruce Springsteen
- "Imagine", John Lennon
- "Himig ng Pag-ibig", Lolita Carbon of Asin
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
French kissing can be so dirty
"Scientists say more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss."
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Whoooooooo’s Johnny?
Well, that’s how it goes, And, John, I know you’re getting anxious to close. So thanks for the cheer. I hope you didn’t mind me bending your ear. For all of the years, For the laughs, for the tears, For the class that you showed, Make it one for my baby And one more for the road, That long, long road. —Bette Midler to Carson, May 22, 1992
Monday, January 24, 2005
JOHNNY CARSON, 1925-2005
He was the king of late night, and there will be no other.
That's nothing against Joey Bishop, Dick Cavett, Alan Thicke, Joan Rivers, Pat Sajak, Jay Leno or David Letterman -- or Steve Allen and Jack Paar, for that matter. It's just that there will never be another Johnny, or another era in time like the 30 years he spent as host of "The Tonight Show" on NBC.
Sunday, January 23, 2005
Granny mistakes superglue for eyedrops
A grandmother ended up in hospital when she confused her eye drops with superglue.
Terry Horder, 78, reached for the medicated drops in her fridge but got the glue instead.
Friday, January 21, 2005
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Louvre allows Da Vinci Code shoot
France has allowed the makers of the Hollywood film version of hit novel The Da Vinci Code to shoot in the Louvre Museum, home of Da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
Co-Creator of Spider-Man Wins a Share of the Profits
Stan Lee, a co-creator of Spider-Man and legions of other Marvel Comics superheroes, landed a powerful blow of his own yesterday against the company.
A federal judge in Manhattan ruled that Mr. Lee is entitled to 10 percent of the profits from Marvel Enterprises' film and television productions and from some of its spin-off merchandise that use his characters
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
'Evil twin' fear for wireless net
People using wireless high-speed net (wi-fi) are being warned about fake hotspots, or access points.
The latest threat, nicknamed evil twins, pose as real hotspots but are actually unauthorised base stations, say Cranfield University experts.
Monday, January 17, 2005
A Bag of Dirty jokes
Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small?
A: Is it in.
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.
Sunday, January 16, 2005
SEX QUIZ, (true or false):
1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
2. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
3. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
5. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
6. A G-string is part of a violin.
7. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".
8. Coitus is a musical instrument.
9. Semen is another word for "sailor".
10. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
11. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
12. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve"
13. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".
15. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir.
16. A condom is an apartment complex.
17. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
18. Testicles are found on an octopus.
19. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
20. Menstrual cycle has three wheels.
21. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
22. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
23. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
24. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
25. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
25. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Sunday, January 09, 2005
Eastwood's 'Baby' named best film
Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby has been named the best film of 2004 by a group of leading US film critics.
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
PUN-tastic!
- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
- Every calendar's days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis..
- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
napulot ko lang sa forwarded na email ito.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Monday, December 13, 2004
Monday, December 06, 2004
Sea-breezes - Wild Weather ? ABC North Coast NSW
Explanation of the "Fremantle Doctor"... great wind!
Fremantle Doctor
This cooling sea breeze is very consistent. It cools down the west coast of Australia near Perth between noon and 3 pm. This happens almost every day. The Fremantle Doctor is the most consistent wind in the world.
Sunday, December 05, 2004
The Motorcycle Diaries
"Reaches back to the past to suggest that life is full of turning points, some of which we recognize and some we don't, and that, in a dangerous world, youth and friendship are to be treasured because, like life, they can pass so quickly."
-- Michael Wilmington, CHICAGO TRIBUNE
Saturday, December 04, 2004
The Hit We Almost Missed
Bob Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone" was almost never released. By SHAUN CONSIDINE
"...During my last trek through what remained of the A & R department, I was invited to sort through a stack of records and demos that were to be junked. Among them I discovered a gem: a studio-cut acetate of "Like a Rolling Stone." Carefully packing it into an empty LP jacket, I carried it home and that weekend played it more than once in my apartment. The effect was the same as it had been the first time I had experienced it. Exhilaration. Heart pounding. Body rolling - followed by neighbors banging on the walls in protest. Then, on Sunday evening, it came to me. I knew exactly where the song could be fully appreciated."
BBC Falls Prey to Hoax on Anniversary of Bhopal Disaster
ngyehehehe... atat ata magbalita at hindi na nag check ng mga sources. at BBC pa? wow... it's the end of the world as we know it.
Friday, December 03, 2004
IBM mulls sale of PC business
IBM, seeking to exit an industry it helped pioneer two decades ago, hired Merrill Lynch to find a buyer for its personal-computer unit.
WOW! big blue is exiting the PC business.
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Dylan Says 'I'm No Prophet' in TV Interview
"I never wanted to be a prophet or a savior," Dylan says, according to extracts of the interview released by CBS on Thursday. "Elvis maybe. I could see myself becoming him. But prophet? No."
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Philippines braced for new storm
High winds and heavy rain from Typhoon Nanmadol are already hampering efforts to rescue survivors of a previous storm which killed more than 400 people. More than 150 others are still missing after major flooding and mudslides.
Tanginangyan, pwede bang doon na lang sa mga bahay ng mga magnanakaw at mga corrupt pumunta ang mga bagyo para makaganti man lang kami. Tangina talaga.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
Laser treatment zaps bad breath
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- If brushing and mouthwash don't improve bad breath, an Israeli scientist may have the solution -- laser treatment.
o, narinig nyo ba yan - may pagasa pa kayong mga hindi nagsisipilyong amoy imburnal ang mga bibig.
"We Don't Need No Education"
Former schoolchildren who sang on Pink Floyd's 1979 single Another Brick in The Wall have begun action for unpaid royalties.
Royalties expert Peter Rowan said he was appealing on behalf of one former pupil and was working with others.
The 23 then teenagers from north London have been unable to claim royalties as they recorded their vocals in secret.
The single with its chorus "We Don't Need No Education" became a children's anthem and was a UK and US number one.
The album The Wall, on which the single features, sold more than 12 million copies.
Friday, November 26, 2004
Taiwan firm markets fish that glow gold in the dark
WUKU, Taiwan (AFP) - A Taiwanese company, which has earned global fame with its transgenic fish, has updated its product line with a new species which glows fluorescent gold in the dark, raising concerns among environmentalists
OK. malapit na sigurong mag end of the world (as we know it? hehehe). nakaka imbento na sila ng glow in the dark fish. at ginto pa ang glow. bwakanginangyan. what's next? siguro in 5-10 years ang technology na ito ay pwede na ring ma implement sa mga tao. ang gusto ko, yung ilong ko ang mag glow into flourescent gold in the dark when i am aroused. hehehe.
Thursday, November 25, 2004
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Parental Wisdom - Filipino Style
Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti ngunit ginintuang butil na payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga magulang:
1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."
2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay: "Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"
3. Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC: "Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."
4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto MORE LOGIC: "Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong,ako lang magisa ang manonood ng sine."
5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng IRONY: "Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"
6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM: "Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!!!"
7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung anong ibig sabihin ng STAMINA: "Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo nauubos lahat ng pagkain mo!"
8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang WEATHER: "Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"
9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa CIRCLE OF LIFE: "Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."
10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang mag-inarte na parang Nanay mo!"
11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS: "Nagmana ka ngang talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"
12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY: "Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang,di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"
13. Si Itay naman ang na! gturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION: "Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!"
14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng RECEIVING: "Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!"
15. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR: "Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"
16. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE: "Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak, tiyak magiging katulad mo at magiging sakit din sa ulo!"
RP officer sent home for alleged shoplifting in US Army camp - INQ7.net
THE VALEDICTORIAN of the Philippine Military Academy Class of 2004 was apprehended for alleged shoplifting at a US Army academy, a spokesman for the Philippine Army said Tuesday.
nag shoplift daw siya ng CD. taninangyan. sana man lang DVD para sulit ang pagka deport sa kanya.
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Schadenfreude
The Police on "Schadenfreude"
Revolver: "Message In A Bottle" is one of the band's most intense tracks. What made it work so well?
Andy Summers: I've always said it was Stewart's finest drum track, plus great guitar riffs, lyrics, the song - it was one track where everything came together. We had also just learned the trick of playing a song two or three times in a row to let the energy build, then we'd come straight in for another take with the tape still rolling.
Stewart Copeland: It was also a great way of getting the tempo up to where I like - which is really fast.
Sting: That's what he thought. We were actually trying to tire Stewart out so we could slow it down a bit.
Revolver: Lyrically, wasn't it a big step out of simple alienation when the narrator realises he's not 'alone in being alone' in the third verse?
Sting: I was always sort of proud of that, yeah. As a narrative, it had a beginning, middle and an end. The story actually developed. It wasn't just 'I'm lonely, isn't it terrible!' - which is what a lot of my other songs were about. If I'm lonely, but I realise everybody else is too. I feel better. I think the Germans call that Schadenfreude - enjoying the misery of others.
Stewart Copeland: My favourite thing about Message In A Bottle, apart from all the money we made off it, was hearing cover bands trying to play my drum parts. I'd overdubbed about six different parts, and to watch some band in a Holiday Inn struggling to play all those overdubs still gives me great joy. Now that is really Schadenfreude.
Monday, November 22, 2004
The greatest song of all time
LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- "Like a Rolling Stone," Bob Dylan's scornful, ironic ode to a spoiled woman's reversal of fortune, was named the greatest rock 'n' roll song of all time on Wednesday by Rolling Stone magazine.
The six-minute opening track from his landmark 1965 album "Highway 61 Revisited" broke the barrier of the three-minute hit single and established Dylan as a mainstream pop artist, marking his transformation from folk troubadour to rock sensation.
"No other pop song has so thoroughly challenged and transformed the commercial laws and artistic conventions of its time, for all time," wrote Rolling Stone senior editor David Fricke in an article accompanying the magazine's list of the top 500 rock songs of all time.
The Kingdom of Bhutan leads the way to a SMOKE FREE WORLD
The remote Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan has decided to ban all tobacco products from Wednesday, a government notification says.
Outrage over the JFK slay video game
A British firm seeking to capitalize on the anniversary of President John F. Kennedy's murder today is issuing "JFK Reloaded", a purportedly educational "docu-game" that lets players fire the fatal shots from the Texas Book Depository over and over again.
Presidential historian G. Calvin MacKenzie of Colby College said, "Aside from being in incredibly bad taste, the idea of marketing it as an educational tool seems to stretch the notion of education beyond belief."
Saturday, November 20, 2004
Imitation of life (R.E.M)
That's sugarcane that tasted good
That's who you are, that's what you could
C'mon c'mon no one can see you cry.
Friday, November 19, 2004
Thursday, November 18, 2004
ROLLING STONE TOP FIVE
1. Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone
2. Rolling Stones - Satisfaction
3. John Lennon - Imagine
4. Marvin Gaye - What's Going On
5. Aretha Franklin - Respect "
Born To Be Wild
I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
The RS 500 Greatest Albums of All Time
1. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles
2. Pet Sounds, The Beach Boys
3. Revolver, The Beatles
4. Highway 61 Revisited, Bob Dylan
5. Rubber Soul, The Beatles
6. What's Going On, Marvin Gaye
7. Exile on Main Street, The Rolling Stones
8. London Calling, The Clash
9. Blonde on Blonde, Bob Dylan
10. The Beatles ("The White Album"), The Beatles
Monday, November 15, 2004
Still the Salt of the Earth
ASIN's songs are like an old pair of boots: They're a little scuffed at the toes, a little worn down at the heels, a little cracked and creased from the mileage. But once you put them on, you remember all the places they've taken you, and you're ready to resume the journey.
Sunday, November 14, 2004
Libido linked to love of chocolate
According to Italian researchers, women who eat chocolate regularly had the highest levels of desire, arousal and satisfaction from sex. But for men, the findings of a British study were not so good.
Friday, November 12, 2004
Ananova - Sex on stage couple in court
The "F*** for Forest" organisation is dedicated to having sex in public to save the environment.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Monday, November 08, 2004
Saturday, November 06, 2004
Friday, November 05, 2004
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Sunday, October 31, 2004
Friday, October 29, 2004
BBC NEWS | Health | Red wine 'wards off lung cancer'
"A team from the University of Santiago de Compostela in Spain found each glass of red wine a day reduced the risk of lung cancer by 13% compared to non-drinkers."
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
The Unborn Child (1974)
Windflowers, my father told me not to go near them,
he feared them always,
Said they carried him away.
Windflowers, I couldn't wait to touch them,
to smell them, I held them closely.
Now I cannot break away.
Their sweet bouquet disappears
like a vapor in the desert.
Take a warning, son.
Windflowers, their beauty captures
every young dreamer who lingers near them.
Ancient windflowers, I love you.
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Sunday, October 10, 2004
We Have Lost Even
We have lost even this twilight.
No one saw us this evening hand in hand
while the blue night dropped on the world.
I have seen from my window
the fiesta of sunset in the distant mountain tops.
Sometimes a piece of sun
burned like a coin between my hands.
I remembered you with my soul clenched
in that sadness of mine that you know.
Where were you then?
Who else was there?
Saying what?
Why will the whole of love come on me suddenly
when I am sad and feel you are far away?
The book fell that is always turned to at twilight
and my cape rolled like a hurt dog at my feet.
Always, always you recede through the evenings
towards where the twilight goes erasing statues.
Pablo Neruda
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
The Fog of War
"A fascinating look at a proud, stern, media-savvy giant of a man not so much interested in atoning for past sins as lecturing us about the inherent flaws of human nature."
-- Donald Munro, FRESNO BEE
The Rule Of Four
At the center of The Rule of Four are four Princeton roommates approaching graduation and an ancient text called the Hypnerotomachia Poliphili. It's a 15th-century book written in several languages, and is full of secrets, puzzles, and clues that are supposed to lead to a treasure buried in a vault in Rome.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
hugo weaving and guy pierce as drag queens? you better believe it.
Sunday, October 03, 2004
Friday, September 24, 2004
We're protected from Cat Stevens
The time to deport Cat Stevens was 30 years ago, when he was war bling 'Oh Very Young' and a cover of Sam Cooke's 'Another Saturday Night.'
In all fairness, however, that also would have required deporting Don McLean, the Village People, Morris Albert, Debby Boone, Dawn, the Captain and Tennille, Bo Donaldson, Gilbert O'Sullivan, the New Seekers and a mess of other people who made the 1970s what they were. A watch list would have been longer than Tony Orlando's mustache. "
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Jet Is Diverted to Detain Cat Stevens
The Department of Homeland Security ordered a United Airlines jet flying from London to Washington rerouted to Bangor, Maine, on Tuesday afternoon so it could intercept a passenger, Yusuf Islam, the musician formerly known as Cat Stevens, two government officials said.
BWAHAHAHAHA....
its not time to make a change
just relax take it easy
your still young
that's your fault
there's so much you have to know.
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Annan Repeats Misgivings About Legality of Iraq War
"Those who seek to bestow legitimacy must themselves embody it, and those who invoke international law must themselves submit to it"
Kofi Annan, UN Secretary General to Dubya
KOFI ANNAN to President Dubya
"Every nation that proclaims the rule of law at home must respect it abroad. And every nation that insists on it abroad must enforce it at home."
Songs in the Key of Politics
"ang gabi'y pumanaw nang ganap.
panahon na ng pag unlad,
madaling araw ay nagdiriwang nagnanakaw
sa umagang namasdan ng manok sa kulungan
ngumiti ang pag-asa nagising si mang teban
sa umagang anong ganda
may bagong silang,
may bago nang buhay,
bagong bansa,
bagong galaw,
sa bagong lipunan.
magbabago ang lahat,
tungo sa pag-unlad,
at ating itanghal,
bagong lipunan!"
Monday, September 20, 2004
Philippines - Proclamation 1081 and Martial Law
32 years ago, marcos (the mother fucker himself) declared martial law in the philippines.
Sunday, September 19, 2004
Winged Victory
"There are some days when I think I am overrated, but not today"
- a delighted merryl streep said from the stage after winning lead actress in a miniseries at the emmy awards
Saturday, September 18, 2004
Bob Dylan: "Man Gave Names to All the Animals"
i first heard this song when i was 13 years old. man, that was a long time ago. and yes, the grass was greener during THAT time.
Thursday, September 16, 2004
"Johnny Ramone, Signal Guitarist for the Ramones, Dies at 55"
goodbye johnny. your politics may be screwed but i did love "i wanna be sedated".
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Monday, September 13, 2004
Thursday, September 09, 2004
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
friends of the vagina.com
isang site na ni-refer sa akin ni ibet. galing pa ng africa ang tip na ito. ang galing talaga... the wonders of technology, i tell you.
MMDA to fine topless men
Police in Metro Manila are to fine men P500 if they go shirtless in public as part of the Metro Manila Development Authority (MMDA)’s urban renewal program.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! bawal nang magpakita ng boobs.
Sunday, September 05, 2004
Saturday, September 04, 2004
Bird's eye view, Singapore Seletar airport (XSP)
47 kilometers of biking yesterday from pasir ris to this place. ang sarap.
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Fame for Led Zeppelin guitarist
Jimmy Page hasn't yet made it up the stairway to heaven, but he's the first to reach the new British Walk of Fame.
The former Led Zeppelin guitarist cast his hand prints in cement today as the first music legend to feature on London's reply to the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Philippine Mkts Sink On Arroyo Comment, Inflation Worry
gardemet. huwag naman sanang mag sink ng husto.
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Bush speaks of "Soviet dinar" in speech about Iraq
"And because the Soviet dinar had devalued, Saddam Hussein plucked this guy out of society to punish him, and six other small merchants, for the devaluation of their currency. He just summarily said, you're it, come here -- and cut his hand off."
BOBO!
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Every Reason to Be Afraid
You might think, for example, that the first thing the Bush administration ought to have done on the morning after 9/11 was to step up U.S. efforts to secure Russia's crumbling arsenal of nuclear weapons and its weapons-grade material. Instead, the president's team focused all their energies on invading Iraq.
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
New Flightless Bird Species Discovered in Philippines
WOW! sana naman hindi ma extinct ngayong na announce na nila kung saan ito makikita. minsan kasi fame brings on bad results.
Monday, August 16, 2004
TOUGH SHIT: Isang Nakakatawang Joke galing kay Ate Sassy na Lawyer pa
Sa hirap maghanap ng trabaho sa panahon ngayon, pati pag se-salesman ng vacumm cleaner ay pinasok ko na.
Minsan, pumunta ako sa isang bahay sa isang barangay. Kumatok ako sa pinto... Isang malaking misis ang nagbukas sa akin. Pero bago nakapagsalita ang babae, inunahan ko sya. mabilis akong pumasok papunta sa sala nila para di na makatangi sa presentation ko.
Katulad ng utos ng boss ko, binuksan ko ang isang plastic bag ng sm at ibinuhos lahat ng lamang tae ng kalabaw sa carpet. this was a technique taught to me In selling to get a massive and immediate attention from the buyer.
Sabi ko sa kanya w/ confidence: "Misis, pag di nalinis ng vacuum cleaner ko NGAYON ang mga tae sa carpet niyo, kakainin ko isa-isa yan!", ang mayabang na sinambit ko.
"Gusto mo ng ketsup para diyan?", tanong ng babae.
Sabi ko, "Bakit po?"
"Eh, kalilipat lang namin. wala pa kaming kuryente."
Jay and Jet's Sentosa Weekend with Leah, Eder, Tin and Ronald
SENTOSA GETAWAY nina jay at jet, eder at leah, ronald at christine... sarap.
Friday, August 13, 2004
Time - The Dark Side of the Moon Lyrics - Pink Floyd
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say.
The Circle Game
And the seasons they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We're captive on the carousel of time
We can't return we can only look
Behind from where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Mr Lee's kuwan
Philippine Daily Inquirer
March 2, 2001
OP ED by Jerry Birican
*Kuwan is a Filipino generic word meaning 'anything' or 'something'. When Filipinos want to say something they feel is unmentionable or uncomfortable they use words such as kuwan."
Singapore's son finally takes over: SMH
"In Singapore the three leaders are sometimes irreverently referred to as the Trinity: father, son and holy Goh."
I'm Human, Too
"Premier-designate Lee Hsien Loong is trying to improve his image. The results aren't clear"
LEE's Legacy
The elder Lee, now 80, helped provide Singaporeans with one of Asia's highest living standards, gleaming skyscrapers and squeaky-clean streets, but critics say it all came at the expense of democratic freedoms
Filmmaker Moore Quotes Goss on Lack of CIA Credentials
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Congressman Porter Goss, President Bush's nominee for CIA director, could be his own worst enemy when it comes to making the case that he deserves to lead the U.S. intelligence agency.
"I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified," the Florida Republican told documentary-maker Michael Moore's production company during the filming of the anti-Bush movie "Fahrenheit 9/11."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! gago.
CNN.com - Review: "Checkpoint" unsettling anti-Bush book
NEW YORK (AP) -- Give Nicholson Baker this much: He knows how to grab onto the national consciousness and squeeze.
very interesting...
Arroyo to men: "Stop kissing me!"
MANILA, Philippines (AP) -- Annoyed by a stream of unwanted kisses, President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo has warned overzealous male fans and supporters that to avoid embarrassment they should not pucker up in her direction.
"First, show some respect. Secondly, I am conservative. I do not want to be kissed by any man but my husband," she told a town hall meeting in Laguna province, south of Manila.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ano ba yan.
Monday, August 09, 2004
Thursday, August 05, 2004
Singing for the Blues
"'I felt like I couldn't have written the music I've written, and been onstage singing about the things that I've sung about for the last 25 years, and not taken part in this particular election,' Springsteen said in a news release yesterday"
right on, bossman.
E Street To Back Fogerty On Tour
"Asked if he would be on stage for that part of the show, Springsteen says, 'Are you kidding me? I'm going to be playing those John Fogerty songs. You better believe it.'"
tangina, sana nasa US ako para mapanood ko ito.
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Crescent Girls' students to use tablet PCs with digital books and note-taking software
ang suwerte naman ng mga singaporeans - ang yaman na nga ng bansa nila, ang dami pang perks na nakukuha ng kanilang public school system.
Lucas expands film empire into Singapore
sayang. kayang kaya sanang gawin ito ng mga pinoy. wala lang talagang sinabi ang pilipinas sa infrastructure.
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
"Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth"
this is probably one of the best graphic novels that have come out in recent time. thanks to reg for lending it to me.
Sunday, August 01, 2004
ADS SHOW SMOKING'S UGLY SIDE
USATODAY.com - Ads show smoking's ugly side
TANGINA, tumigil na kasi kayong manigarillo.
Saturday, July 31, 2004
Friday, July 30, 2004
Garp'sWorld
In the life of a man, his time is but a moment,
his being an incessant flux,
his senses a dim rushlight, his body a prey of worms,
his soul an unquiet eddy, his fortune dark,
and his fame doubtful.
In short, all that is of the body is as coursing waters, all that is of the soul as dreams and vapors; life a warfare, a brief sojourning in an alien land; and after repute, oblivion.
Thursday, July 29, 2004
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Sunday, July 25, 2004
DENGCOY SA PHILIPPINE STAR
ang bagong comic strip ng idol kong kaibigang si dengcoy miel sa philippine star is now out. read it.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Friday, July 23, 2004
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
"Microsoft to Bestow $75 Billion Windfall on Its Shareholders"
packingsheet, ang swerte naman ng may stocks ng microsoft.
Monday, July 19, 2004
The New York Times > Washington > President Says U.S. to Examine Iran-Qaeda Tie
what are you waiting for dubya.... go on and invade iran. your twisted logic demands it.
"Apple to unveil new-generation iPod-report"
new iPOD with 50% longer battery life and it costs $100 less. tangnangyan. eh pano yung iPOD kong kabibili ko pa lang? obsolete na? ala bang trade-in yan?
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Vincent Damon Furnier
that's alice cooper's real name. gardemet. hehehe.
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Phlog - binongtoys
mga pinoy talaga... twisted tulad ko.
Friday, July 16, 2004
Bryant chooses to stay with Lakers
hasta la vista los angeles.
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
The Dreamers
ang galing nitong pelikulang ito.
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Sunday, July 11, 2004
PINK FLOYD ( Brain Damage Lyrics )
pampahaba ng buhok...
jay
Bertolucci: My love for legend Brando
"With tears in my eyes, it occurs to me that in the very act of dying Marlon has become immortal. "
Friday, July 09, 2004
"mga mithiin"
desiderata translation in pilipino by tito rolly
Thursday, July 08, 2004
Lyric Annotations for "Man on the Moon"
great song interpretation.
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
are you lonesome tonight
tribute ko kay elvis.
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Monday, July 05, 2004
1,250 radio shows mark Elvis song
long live the king!
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Brando: The Madness in His Method
so long godfather. may you not sleep with the fishes.
Friday, July 02, 2004
Thursday, July 01, 2004
"Network Walkman Digital Music Player - NW-HD1 "
sony's new digital walkman, 20GB, 20 hours of battery life... packingsheet, i want one of these.
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Another massive blackout hits Singapore
talk about freaking out. maraming mga singaporeans ang nagwala kagabi dahil sa blackout. di kasi sanay ang mga tao rito na mawawalan ng kuryente.
Monday, June 28, 2004
"O'Connor: State of war is not blank check"
damn right it isn't a blank check. sobra naman kasi ang gobyerno ni dubya.
"Iranian woman 'gives birth to frog'"
tangina, malapit na yatang mag end of the world.
"We look forward to joining with 'Spider-Man' to bringing truth and justice all across America,"
- michael moore, commenting on the box office success of farenheit 9/11
Sunday, June 27, 2004
"The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."
send this text to your friend in less than 43 seconds and you could win $25000 and be the guiness world record holder of the fastest text writer in the west.
Jay and Jet's Genting Highlands Vacation
web album para sa mga kaibigan at kamag-anak. pics namin ni jet sa aming short malaysian weekend.
Thursday, June 24, 2004
Malaysia to keep air pollution data a state secret
pati ba naman air quality eh confidential. ano ba yan.
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
"We do not condone torture. I have never ordered torture. I will never order torture"
-George "Dubya" Bush
ulul.
"Filipina dragon boaters paddle with pride"
In a city with a snobbish disregard for the migrant workers who clean its homes, the Bulldogs have beaten off prejudice and sexism to earn respect in a sport dominated by monied Western expatriates or hard-bitten Chinese fishermen.
HAHAHAHA! MGA PUTANG INA NINYONG MGA NAGMAMATA SA AMING MGA PINOY, ETONG SA INYO!
Monday, June 21, 2004
"Unfortunately, the Lakers are Bryant's team"
big mistake. big, BIG mistake.
Sunday, June 20, 2004
"Six killed as Thai driver sleeps at wheel after late Euro 2004 games"
eto pa ang isang case ng sobrang addiction sa Euro 2004 football cup.
EURO 2004 NEWS:
"Malaysia: A Malaysian football fan was beaten with a remote control by his wife for watching England's opening Euro 2004 game against France.
His better half had demanded he be in bed early in order to take the children to school in the morning, but instead the avid supporter stayed up late to see the match.
The cries of anguish as his beloved England fell foul of a cruel defeat at the hands of Zinedine Zidane woke the house and left him with a beating from his wife."
hehehe... kung di ba naman mga gago.
ang invictus ni william ernest henley. di ko alam kung bakit na record na ito sa aking long term memory. isa sa required reading ng english literature class namin nung third year high school ang tulang ito. i haven't forgotten it ever since. favorite poem ito ni rosanna roces at tinula niya sa star talk a few years ago with matching luha nung time na tinitira siya ng MTRCB. tutulain niya rin kaya ulit ngayon na magkaaway sila ni lolit solis? abangan. hehe.
Saturday, June 19, 2004
LAKERS SHOW SHAW THE DOOR (from ESPN): "...It looks like Buss, the Lakers' owner, has made his choice: Kobe stays; the others can go. In other words, he is not averse to trading Shaq and is willing to build his franchise around a narcissist who's on trial for rape, doesn't make his teammates better and is in denial over all of it."
sayang si shaq. sa tingin ko, the lakers are making a mistake. but i'm no basketball expert so we'll see. parang telenovela ang storya ng LA lakers.
SWIMMING BULACAN SUMMER 2004
nag swimming isang araw ng mayo ang pamilya ramirez. ayan, masaya silang lahat.
pinoys in singapore
kahait nakatira sa malayong lugar, gumagawa pa rin ng paraan para magkita kita ang mga pinoy.
Friday, June 18, 2004
Invictus
William Ernest Henley
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
old high school "required to be memorized" poem remembered
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
"Washington: Rebuffing U.S. government claims, the independent commission investigating the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks said Wednesday no evidence exists that al-Qaeda had strong ties to deposed Iraqi president Saddam Hussein."
o, so wala palang link. ano ngayon ang masasabi ng mga trigger happy na hawks sa bush administration? ano ngayon masasabi ng vice president cheney? you guys wasted so much money and lives... for what? to realize some rambo fantasy.
Monday, June 14, 2004
"31 Moons, Now Close Enough to Touch"...
go go cassini!
"Six Saudi preachers seen as influential with Islamist extremists yesterday denounced attacks on westerners as a 'grave sin' under Islam."
so what now? attacking westerners (i.e. white people) is a sin. but killing asians and africans are OK? ganon ba yon ha? ha? ha?
Essence of Fish with American Ginseng... gamot daw ito para madaling maghilom ang sugat.
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
si Chalabi... kaibigan ng mga americano.
show me who your friends are, and all that crap.
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
The beheading sequence of Nick Berg in Iraq.
tanginangyan, when will it stop. dapat talaga, para wala nang guerra, magkaroon na ng draft sa USA. walang exemption. unang dadalin sa front line yung mga anak ng mga senador, congressman, executive staff, presidente at vice presidente.
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
sinasabi ko nga ba, pinoy etong si Major General Antonio Taguba.
wow, ang galing.
Sunday, May 09, 2004
Thursday, May 06, 2004
school principal canes teacher due to disagreement over disipline.
ARAY!
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Irreplaceable...
farewell nick joaquin. fare thee well.
The Showbiz Press Gets into Politics...
wow showbiz!
Friday, April 30, 2004
Photos of Iraqis Being Abused by US Personnel...
have you ever played "diablo"? it's the PC game where you battle so many demons that in the end, after beating diablo, you become him.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
school principal steps down after admitting to hitting a female student with a soft cover book.
ARAY!
Monday, April 26, 2004
"China's top legislature Monday ruled out direct elections for the Hong Kong chief executive in 2007 and legislators in 2008, citing immature conditions."
there's only one thing the US should do now that beijing has decided to rule out elections. if they are consistent with what george bush is saying, the US should invade hong kong ASAP. yeah, that's right - invade now! freedom and democracy to the people of hong kong! mwahahaha...
Sunday, April 25, 2004
The Adventures of Seinfeld & Superman...
dis is ja cool.
Thursday, April 15, 2004
catch the Laurice Guillen Retrospective at the singapore international film festival.
opens today until 1 may.
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Word of the Day: Schadenfreude: "A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of others"
Sunday, April 04, 2004
Singapore Get Together...
a typical get together of overseas pinoys in singapore.
Friday, April 02, 2004
bangungot ng bayan? wahahahahahahaha... kawawa naman tayo! huwag iboto
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
Bush praises man in Women's Week gaffe.
yan na nga ba sinasabi ko eh. matagal ko nang pinaghihinalaan na bobo si dubya.
DPWH exec with P81M in assets faces graft raps
ok, 1 down - bitayin na!
kung seryoso ang gobyerno natin, ihabla na yung mga iba pang opisyal ng gobyerno. para gumanda nang pilipinas at pwede na kaming bumalik.
"Poachers take giant clams
from UP marine lab"
mga bwakanginang mga magnanakaw na yan. mag reincarnate sana kayong giant clam sa inyong susunod na buhay. mga ulul!
Friday, March 26, 2004
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Living longer by eating less works at any age
it makes sense. now, the problem is with the implementation.
Monday, March 22, 2004
sigmund and the seamonsters... pakingsheet, i miss my childhood. eto pang isang site, click to re-live the sounds of this great 70's show.
Sunday, March 21, 2004
nag drawing ang anak ng kaibigan kong namatay.
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Monday, March 15, 2004
Thursday, March 04, 2004
"A top notcher in the recent medical board exams, decides to be nurse for the money... Sellout?"
Sellout? PUTANGINA, anong sellout dito? many of my doctor friends are becoming nurses too. some already are. these are the best and the brightest doctors i know. anong sellout dito? gusto lang naman nilang magkaroon ng magandang kinabukasan ang mga pamilya nila.
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Origin and Meaning of the Name Nicanor
What is the ethnic origin? Biblical
What does it mean? A conqueror, victorious
ASTIG!
"Lambanog is created from the dripping sap called 'tuba' from the coconut flower. The sweet and frothy tuba-a rejuvenating drink by itself-is cooked through a process of natural fermentation and distillation that produces the chemical-free lambanog"
gusto ko nang umuwi sa pilipinas. mag barik na ta!
Saturday, February 21, 2004
Thursday, February 19, 2004
"At the Dagat-Dagatan sortie, Poe told some 20,000 people in Filipino that 'all kinds of aspersions have been cast upon me and my family' since he joined the presidential race. The crowd repeatedly chanted 'FPJ! FPJ!' "
ano ba yung "aspersions". tangnenek, pati ako nabobobo na sa ingles.
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
'Let's go out on the streets and offer a minute of prayer in defense of democracy and for the enlightenment of the minds of the members of the Supreme Court,' said Senator Loren Legarda, Poe's running mate.
let's all join our hands and say to senator legarda: "TRAYDOR! OPPORTUNISTA! SELLOFF, este SELLOUT!"
Monday, February 16, 2004
Saturday, February 14, 2004
Friday, February 13, 2004
Auguries of Innocence by William Blake
"To see a World in a grain of sand,
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand,
And Eternity in an hour."
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Costly mistake - PDI, Feb. 11, 2004: " And what about the 10,000 Iraqi non-combatants who have been killed since the US-led invasion? Did they all die because of a failure of intelligence? Or was it because Bush simply had to strike back at someone -- anyone -- to give vent to America's fury over 9/11?"
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Mga FPJ Jokes na umiikot ngayon sa mga pinoy e-mail:
Bush, FPJ and Erap are talking about crime.
Bush: How is your PAROLE system over there?
FPJ: Oh, we hang them every Christmas.
ERAP: Pare, tama ka, ganon din ang sagot ko!
Erap and FPJ, on the way to Disneyland, see a sign that reads: "DISNEYLAND LEFT."
ERAP: Sayang, hindi natin naabutan.
FPJ: O nga, agahan na lang natin bukas.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Mother Lily: Who's there?
Susan Roces: Effigy.
Mother Lily: Effigy who?
Susan Roces: Effigy is my husband.
For love of country and to unite the opposition, Lacson has agreed to be the First Lady of FPJ.
Telephone survey conducted by the Bishops Conference: "Iboboto n'yo ba si FPJ? "If NO, press 1.
"If YES, press 68795632523162956752365922."
FPJ TO NPA: Sumuko na kayo.
NPA: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
FPJ: Tangina ninyo. TULOY ANG GYERA!
Wala nang atrasan para kay Ping! Hindi kayang pigilan ni Danding, Noli at FPJ.
Abangan! Tuloy na ang pagkakandidato ni Ping sa 2004 Binibining Pilipinas!
NEWS BREAK!
Nagkasakit si FPJ sa kakaisip ng solusyon sa mga problema ng
Pilipinas. LIBRENG SINE pa lang ang naiisip niya.
Erap wrote an order to the grocer: "Please send me 2 goose."
Erap: Mali ata.
Sulat uli: "Please send me 2 gooses." Mm... mali rin a.
FPJ: Pare, ganito na lang ang isulat mo:
"Please send me 1 goose. P.S. - at isa pa!"
FPJ & Erap in a museum. (FPJ looking at a mummy)
FPJ: Pare, ano'ng ibig sabihin nitong 1300 B.C.?
Erap: Pare, yan ang plate number ng nakabangga sa kanya.
Fernando Poe Quote: "'A foreigner asked me what I thought was the biggest problem in the country. My answer was breakfast, lunch, and dinner,' said the actor who is running under the Koalisyon ng Nagkakaisang Pilipino (Coalition of United Filipinos, KNP)."
ayos...
Sunday, February 08, 2004
isulat ni mareng mari para sa namatay niyang asawa - ang kaibigan kong si carlo.
read this and weep.
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
alam nyo ba na slang dito sa singapore pag gusto nilang sabihin na "doing housework" ay to do a "Maria". maria, dahil marami sa mga kababayan natin ay maria ang first name. ito tuloy ang naging standard na tawag nila sa mga DH.
nag-papanting ang tenga ko pag naririnig ko silang nag bibiro at ginagamit nila ito. minsan nadudulas sa harap ko. nangingiti lang ako pero siyempre minumura ko sila ng pabulong.
Monday, February 02, 2004
"Parrot killed for name-calling" - gumaganti na tuloy ang mga ibon. ang dami nang may bird flu sa asia.
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Jay and Jet's California Adventure... eto na yung album ng aming trip sa US. isang katerbang collection ng mga litrato ng aming paglalakbay from LA to Sacramento to San Francisco.
dedicated sa mga kaibigang nag request ng mga additional pic.
Saturday, January 31, 2004
The State of Georgia's proposes to ban the word 'evolution' and replace it with the euphemism "biological changes over time".
pakingsheet. the next thing you know, they will issue a bill saying the world is flat.
Thursday, January 29, 2004
Monday, January 19, 2004
narito na ako sa US for a vacation with jet. kaya, na experience ko na rin for the first time yung mga bagong security checks ng US immigration. ie fingerprinting and photo opportunity. nakakatawa nga dahil nung si jet ang kinukuhanan ng fingerprint, ayaw ng machine na i-process ang daliri niya. kinailangan pa ni jet na ipahid ang pawis ko sa daliri niya para lang gumana ang fingerprinting machine. hehehe. iba talagang pawis ko - may magic. pinapasok naman kami ng walang problema kaya naka ngising demonyo ako ng kinuhanan ako ng picture ng mabait na immigration officer.
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
Hi Catherine.
Thank you very much for writing to us. OK, here goes...
Singapore is the best place to live in if you are talking about cleanliness, low crime, excellent schools, great food, great housing, excellent mass transportation. It's a place where everything works. Credit that to the government who has an obsession with making everything right.
Singapore can be both expensive and cheap. It really depends on the kind of lifestyle that you guys will live. From what your surname indicates your husband is of Chinese origin. Am I correct? What kind of work will you guys be doing? All of these are major factors actually. Tell me your annual income (or how much you are willing to spend) when you move to Singapore and I will tell you what you can afford.
As for us - we live in an HDB flat which we rent. I pay around S$850 a month (that's around 595K won). This is a four room flat, fully furnished. Utilities - electricity, gas and water is around $150 per month (105K won). Food and other expenses for two is around $800 (560K won). Phone $50 (35K won). Cable TV with Broadband Internet $100 (70K won). So add this all up and you have the expenses of a typical middle class Pinoy couple living in Singapore.
What's not to like? The seasons don't change - it is one perpetual summer. The island is small (but you can hop to Indonesia, Thailand or Malaysia easily anytime). It could be expensive if you compare it to say - Manila, or Australia. It will be cheaper than Korea, that I can say. I've been to Seoul and I know.
O sige, dito na lang muna. If you need more information, answer the questions I asked you earlier.
Take care,
Jay
Hi Ester!
Just wanted to personally greet you a happy new year. I hope you had a great birthday, Christmas and new year celebration.
Our vacation back home was great. The three weeks we were there seemed too short. Christmas and New Year's in the Philippines is really different - so festive and alive. We had a nice party at home. Everybody was there - Emy, Rene and the kids, Gigi and TJ, Dennis and Meng, Paolo and Jed, Dante, Lynna, Tessie and all the kids.
Mom sends her love - she told me to tell you that she got the money you sent her. She was so touched and teary eyed when she mentioned it to me. Auntie Nana also sends you her love and thanks.
Great news from home - I just called mom yesterday and she told me that Dante got re-hired by RJ to work again in the radio station starting this Sunday. There is also a big chance that he'll be into the TV show that Ramon Jacinto has in his TV station - RJTV. I hope he cleans up his act this time. I sent him a letter the last time and talked to him last Christmas break.
We're set for our trip to California this Saturday. We stop by LA to visit Jet's relatives, then we go to Sacramento for her other relatives. We got a rental so we'll take the long drive from LA going up via the I-5. It should be a pleasant 6 hour drive. Something like the Dallas to Houston route, which I drove in 1998, I think it was. So, it will be no problem. Plus I drove this route already last September. By the end of the week, next week, we'll be dropping by Tiong Anas and the kids. They have prepared a party of sorts I think.
It is Jet's birthday today. She turns 40. Which is why we're flying to California really. It's my big birthday gift - an all expense paid vacation to the states to see her relatives and to visit friends.
Hopefully, in the coming years, we can drop by Sarasota so we can see you. This is not impossible as I am doing a lot of stateside traveling for the company I work in. It will not be that difficult to schedule a trip to your place in the future. If not, we can always meet in California which is where our office is located.
Mom's birthday is coming up. Any chance of you going to Manila to join us on her 80th birthday. It would be nice if you could come. Emy and I are planning a big party for her. Stay tuned for further announcements.
O sige. I just wanted to say hi. If ever you have the time, give me a call on my cellphone either here or when I'm in the states. Bye big sister - Love you!
Jay
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
kung ako ang diyos at gusto kong maging maunlad ang pilipinas (di ba sabi niya, mahal nya ang mga pinoy dahil tayo lang ang catholic na bansa sa asia?) asan na ba ako.... ah, ok: kung ako ang diyos at gusto kong maging maunlad ang pilipinas ganito ang gagawin ko - ituutos ko na magkaroon ng isang malaking delubyo sa pilipinas. siguro ala armaggedon na malaking comet ang babagsak sa bansa natin. o kaya, parang yung nangyari sa mga egyptians nung time ni moses.
isang delubyo na papatay sa lahat ng pilipino over the age of 2 years old.
this will assure us that we will be able to start fresh. doon sa mga maiiwan na mga bata, tuturuan sila kung paano maging honorable, ma-prinsipyo, matulungin at desente. in 40 years time, sigurado ako, talo pa natin ang japan.
sabi sa dyaryo rito: "singaporeans have problems with having children because they don't have enough sex". busy kasi masyado ang mga tao rito. some even claim that they prefer to sleep over sex. mas malala yung mga 40 yrs or over. some say that thay actually fell asleep while having sex.
sana naman pag dating ko ng 40 eh pwede pa ring magsampay ng twalya sa pototoy ko pag may flag ceremony. hehe. sigurado naman ano, kasi... ako ay pilipino! a tapang, a tao. a pugot a kamay, hindi a takbo... etc. etc.
Monday, January 12, 2004
"Disorder in the House"
by Yvonne T. Chua... "While congressmen have been quick to pounce on the Supreme Court, they have always been reluctant to move against their own."
my wife jet got the thrill of her life when jim paredes sent her a short note at her website. tamang tama, dahil b-day na ng mylab ko sa thursday.
thanks jim. that was so thoughtful of you.
habang naglalakad kanina, di ko alam kung bakit iniisip ko ay yung first time kong nakakita ng colored TV. weird.
one of the fascinating things about being born in the 60's is the fact that i grew up during the transition between black and white and colored. hanggang ngayon di ko pa rin makalimutan yung first time ko na makita si cookie monster sa colored tv. it was a magical experience.
Sunday, January 11, 2004
The middle class and the poor... TWO major forces determine the political life of the country today: the poor and the middle class. One decides the outcome of elections, the other decides the fate of administrations.
Randy David, PDI
Friday, January 09, 2004
a different kind of rock star. hooray for mars!!!
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Heterosexual Oral Sex may soon be legal in Singapore
kaya pala walang kakwenta kwenta ang sex life ng mga singaporeans. may mga batas sila na nagbabawal sa isa sa pinakamasarap na paraan on how to give and receive sexual pleasure. kawawa naman sila. i will quote the first paragraph of the recent article from the today newspaper in singapore, para maintindihan nyo how surprised i was to hear about this...
"HETEROSEXUAL Singaporean adults may soon be able to indulge in oral sex without breaking any laws, following a review of the penal code."
Section 377 (Unnatural Offences) of the Singaporean Penal Code says: 'Whoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal, shall be punished with imprisonment for life, or with imprisonment for a term which may extend to ten years, and shall also be liable to fine. Penetration is sufficient to constitute the carnal intercourse necessary to the offence in this section.'
Section 377A (Outrages on Decency) adds further: 'Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission by any male person, of any act of gross indecency with another male person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to two years.'
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
yung mga officemates ko rito sa singapore, tinatanong ako kanina kung kinakain daw ba ang puso ng saging. hehe. sabi ko, siyempre. masarap ata yon. tanong ko: nakakita na ba sila ng puno at puso ng saging? sagot: hindi pa raw.
kawawang mga city kids na spoiled singaporeans. they are missing a lot of things we take for granted.
suntec city, singapore - november 2003 - presentation of technical paper during the industrial automation conference 2003
Spirit's First Color Image From Mars. ang galing talaga!
Monday, January 05, 2004
kung meron man magandang lumabas sa america ay ito... nasa's spirit lands successfully on mars. sana ganito na lang parati ang gawin ng mga amerikano. it's a much better alternative than waging war. sabi nga sa CNN - if you're into science, its a great time to be alive. i have been fortunate to be alive during the time of The Apollo Program, Viking, Galileo, Hubble Space Telescope, Sojourner and now Spirit and it's twin Opportunity.
it is indeed a great time to be alive in this great period of space exploration. great job guys!
Saturday, January 03, 2004
Saturday, December 27, 2003
First US case of mad cow disease confirmed. everybody's been banning the importation of beef from the US except the philippines.
yung iba kasing mga pinoy, mas americano pa ang tingin nila sa sarili nila kaysa mga americano. we look up to the US with too much shock and too much awe. never mind na pwedeng masira ang ulo ng mga pinoy basta di natin ma offend si uncle sam.
pakingsheet.
b e a g l e 2, phone home!!! sige na naman.
Thursday, December 25, 2003
GARDENING 101
as a gardener, you must have the proper equipment - just a few necessary ones actually: a garden hose with a really good expensive nozzle, small shovel, grass cutter, an expensive trimming shear and a trowel (hindi twalya, gago!). it pays off to get the best (and most of the time, expensive) tools because they don't break easily. you'll know what i'm talking about when you're watering your plants and the nozzle suddenly shoots into the sampay of your soon to be pissed off neighbor. and don't forget - simplify.
Thursday, December 18, 2003
When the Night Comes Falling from the Sky
Look out across the fields, see me returning,
Smoke is in your eye, you draw a smile.
From the fireplace where my letters to you are burning,
You've had time to think about it for a while.
Well, I've walked two hundred miles, now look me over,
It's the end of the chase and the moon is high.
It won't matter who loves who,
You'll love me or I'll love you
When the night comes falling from the sky.
I can see through your walls and I know you're hurting,
Sorrow covers you up like a cape.
Only yesterday I know that you've been flirting
With disaster that you managed to escape.
I can't provide for you no easy answers,
Who are you that I should have to lie?
You'll know all about it, love,
It'll fit you like a glove
When the night comes falling from the sky.
I can hear your trembling heart beat like a river,
You must have been protecting someone last time I called.
I've never asked you for nothing you couldn't deliver,
I've never asked you to set yourself up for a fall.
I saw thousands who could have overcome the darkness,
For the love of a lousy buck, I've watched them die.
Stick around, baby, we're not through,
Don't look for me, I'll see you
When the night comes falling from the sky.
In your teardrops, I can see my own reflection,
It was on the northern border of Texas where I crossed the line.
I don't want to be a fool starving for affection,
I don't want to drown in someone else's wine.
For all eternity I think I will remember
That icy wind that's howling in your eye.
You will seek me and you'll find me In the wasteland of your mind
When the night comes falling from the sky.
Well, I sent you my feelings in a letter
But you were gambling for support.
This time tomorrow I'll know you better
When my memory is not so short.
This time I'm asking for freedom,
Freedom from a world which you deny.
And you'll give it to me now,
I'll take it anyhow
When the night comes falling from the sky.
Thursday, December 04, 2003
"Angels in America". tangina, sana ipalabas ito sa asia.
Scientists find 425-million-year-old penis. WOW, a really old dick.
Sunday, November 30, 2003
racial factors, importante sa singapore.
Saturday, November 29, 2003
Friday, November 28, 2003
Poe drags peso to all-time low. kung may konswelo man sa pagiging kandidato ni FPJ. eto yon: lumaki ang value ng pinadala kong pera sa pilipinas from singapore ng mahigit 1,500 pesos. ang laki kasi ng palit ng dollar eh. tanginangyan.
sana talaga di na siya tumakbo. baka magkanda leche leche na naman tayo.
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
Malacañang admits wrong day declared for Muslim holiday... BOBO! GAGO! hehehe. yung kalendaryo ko, 25 November and nakalagay na holiday and this was printed out last year.
ANG MGA ITATANONG KO KAY dA KiNg kUnG SaKaLiNg MaGkItA kAMi:
1. FPJ, papalayain mo ba si Erap kung manalo ka?
2. Bossing, Magkakaroon ba ng pambansang patilla pag naging presidente ka?
3. Pupulbusin mo bang dibdib ng mga MILF?
4. Aatakihin ba natin ang mga hapon pag presidente ka na?
FINALLY! an orgasm device that really works. magandang balita ito para sa mga kababaihang di nilalabasan. one of the reasons why i love being a man. kalabit lang ang kailangan sa akin. hehe.
Friday, November 07, 2003
"2 killed after seizing Manila air control tower"... when all hope is lost, men do stupid things.
Monday, November 03, 2003
Monday, October 27, 2003
The Current Time in California. Kailangan ko ito sa trabaho and need to be reminded of this link. Heehee.
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Thursday, October 09, 2003
Sunday, September 21, 2003
The Flat Earth Society. an organization whose members believe that the earth is flat.